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| Wysłany: Czw 20:51, 10 Paź 2024 Temat postu: stary dowcip |
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| Trzej afroamerykanie z Afryki złapali Złotą Rybkę. Ta obiecała spełnić po jednym życzeniu dla każdego. Pierwszy chciał być biały. Błysnęło i stał się biały. Drugi to samo. Trzeci mówi - chcę, by oni znowu byli czarni.
Wersja współczesna/ Kaczyński, Tusk i Ursula złapali Złotą Rybkę. Sytuacja jak wyżej, dostali po jednym życzeniu. Kaczyński mówi - chcę, by Polska była silna i bogata. Ursula mówi - chcę, by Polska znowu była słaba i biedna, a ten cwel Tusk ma to zrobić. Złota Rybka pyta - ale jak to? To były dwa życzenia. Ursula odpowiada - one mnie się należą, ten cwel Tusk nie ma nic do powiedzenia, ja tu rządzę. |
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