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Chwast umiera z przepicia. Budzi się i nagle orientuje się, że jest przed Bramą Niebios. Widzi klucznika św. Piotra.
- Nazwisko.
- Co proszę?
- Nazwisko pana poproszę.
- Ee, tego, Chwast...
Tu św. Piotr wyjmuje księgę imion. Zakłada okulary i szuka.
- Hmm, hmm, Chwalibóg, Chwat, Chwacki...Chwast, Chwast... nie ma.
- Jak to nie ma? - pyta przerażony Mateusz
- Nie ma. Ale zaraz, może tu...Hej, Lucek!!
Nagle spod ziemi wyłania się Diobeł.
- Lucek! Masz Chwasta w swojej księdze?
- Czekaj sprawdzę. - głos diabła jest taki jak na filmikach, które Mati oglądał na YouTube, ale nigdy nie wierzył w Jego istnienie.
- Chrystowski, Chudoba, Chudy...oo, jest, Chwast! Mateusz Chwast! Kurrwa, jest!
- no to żegnamy  mówi św. Piotr a Mati wpada do kotła z wrzącą smołą i jedyne co pozostaje to łeee, łeeee na wieczność
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| Wysłany: Pią 21:02, 29 Sty 2021 Temat postu: |
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| Wysłany: Pią 21:16, 29 Sty 2021 Temat postu: |
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uśmiełem się setnie, wyborny żart najwyższych lotów 
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| Tadeusz Śmiest, PhD napisał: | | uśmiełem się setnie, wyborny żart najwyższych lotów |
nikt się nie uśmiał oprócz ciebie brzydki pedale, na chuy ty jeszcze egzystujesz :-) gdybym był brzydki skoczył bym pod pociąg...
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| Wysłany: Śro 19:24, 08 Wrz 2021 Temat postu: |
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Klękać do gauki, nieudacznicy! 
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