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Cebullaczek · Gość

Noszę dmuchany beret z popielniczki i długi smiedzacy płaszcz. Pod płaszczem mam czarny długi habit i cienkie rajstopy, które kazał mi ubrać ksiądz. Wszyscy do kościoła musza chodzić w berecie i mundurku. Przeze mnie kaczka przytyła 98 kg i nie chodzi. Musze jej pomagać ważąc ją ciężarówką. Mam tez kilka wagonów i autobus dostawczy. Przewoze nim odchody małych dzieci, kacze gowna i nawozy. Następnie wylewam je sąsiadom na posesje. Ale śmierdzi. Nosze czerwony babciny beret. Nosiła go zmarła babcia z trądem i gnijącymi nogami. W kościele siedzę między księdzem a opiekunem, który mnie bije. Zaglada mi pod habit. Do kościoła chodze pod nadzorem strażackim na 8 rano. Ksiedzu zaśmierdziało z butów i sutanny moczem. Ksiądz parkuje traktor na parkingu kościelnym. Jeździ Ursusem. Nie ma chyba dachu. Kiedys ksiądz bujał się na lampie i srau. Z majtek wypadały mu drzewa. W butelkach trzymam otyłe dzieci. Karmie je ciastem Kinder bueno co 4 minuty i sprawdzam za pomocą agrafki czy tyją. Piją tez czekoladę mleczna. Ksiądz kręcił dupą a hipopotam stepował. Książę ze Shreka między odbytem miał sto oczu i dwie ludzkie szczekające głowy. Z kozaków wystawało mu siemię lniane a w zębach miał kacze glowy [/quote]

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Ale ostatnio znalazł żmiję pod łóżkiem jadowita bardzo . Tajpan albo żmija zygzakowata . Do pościeli kilka razy wpełznął mi grzechotnik . Dziadek go znalazł w prześcieradle. Syczał na niego .po podłodze pełzają żmiję i muszę przed nimi uciekać szybko na łóżko . Próbowałem odganiać je miotłą ale wracały . Jedna naprawdę wściekła złapała mnie za nogawkę i ciągnęła na dół . Grzechotnik teksański schował się za meblami a tajpan pod kanapą

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