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Masztalski · Gość

Na przykład:
Przychodzi ksiądzdo burdelu i mówi: szczęść Boże! Jest Lona?
A burdel mama na to: pojebało cię gościu? Lona już dawno na emeryturze!

Hahaha, dobre nie? Wesoly

Kupsztalski · Gość

Móżyn złowił złotą rybkę i za jej uwolnienie chciał być biały i mieć dużo dup. Rybka zamieniła go w sedes

Srasztalski · Gość

Hahahahaha!!! Wesoly

Najebany dziadu wraca do lepianki, paczy, a tam borowa okrakiem na Junkerse siedzi.
"Co robisz, durna szmato???" - zagaduje nasz podoficer.
"obiad ci podgrzewam", odpowiada markietanka.
"a co na obiad?", pyta ułan?
"pieróg ze serem". coole

LmFao!!! No kurwa kisnę!!! xD

Baba u lekarza · Gość

Przychodzi słonecznikowy Joe do warzywniaka i mowi:
- yyy, dzień dobry, czy jest ten, no, słonecznik?

A pani mu na to :

- a idźze, idźze, idźze, klarnecie! Sam żeś jak słonecznik!

Śmieszne.

Chrabia szczydoniecki · Gość

Sosnowiec. Delikatesy. Chwiejnym krokiem wpierdala się Brooklyner.
- Są, kurwa, cukierki grylażowe? - wybełkotał.
- N-nie ma.. - odpowiada speszona ekspedientka - ale są za to krówki-ciąguki - dodaje po chwili.
- Sam se, kurwa, obciągnij, pedale pierdolony! - zagrzmiał buc.
A wychodząc odpierdzial się takimi slowy:
- Wracam do Będzina!
coole

Dziwonski · Gość

Jedzą świnie gówno, jedna się zerzygała, druga nasrała se do ryja i też zerzygała, a potem jeszcze na to nasrała z dupy. I mówi :
No wiesz, takie chamstwo przy jedzeniu? Posprzątaj to do wiaderka.
A druga mowi: nie, lepiej pozgarniaj na talerz i daj paniczowi de Niro. Tak się jada na płn Mazowszu.
A ta pierwsza odpowiada: eee, no co ty. Takie specjały, mogą nie znać

coole

mati · Gość

Najlepszy jest o rabinie i kozie, ale zapomniałem. Przypomnijcie go. coole

na żądanie woda w kranie · Gość

Wybiega koza z domu rabina, meczy, wierzga, biega jak oszalała. Za chwilę wychodzi rabin, w drzwiach domu zapina jeszcze rozporek i mówi:
- Eh, żebyś ty jeszcze gotować umiała. coole

V34 · Gość

a koza na to:
- dasz pierścionek z brylantem, to będę gotować i prać

Brooklyner, PhD

Szanujeme

koza und rabin · Gość

:lol:

Paruwski · Gość

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